Below is a sample funny persuasive speech on the topic: The Art of Procrastination.
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| Title: | “Embracing Procrastination: The Art of Getting Things Done… Eventually” |
| General Purpose: | To entertain and challenge conventional views on procrastination. |
| Specific Purpose: | To persuade the audience to see procrastination as a valuable tool for productivity and creativity. |
| Thesis Statement: | While often vilified, procrastination can be harnessed as a powerful force for accomplishing tasks efficiently and fostering innovative thinking, provided it is approached with a strategic mindset and balanced approach. |
| Introduction: | Good evening everyone,
It’s an honor to be here tonight, and I want to start by saying that I’m feeling a little nervous. Not because I’m standing in front of all of you, but because I heard that there’s a bar here that serves free drinks after the event, and I don’t want to miss out on that! But seriously, I’m here tonight to talk about something very important: the art of procrastination. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Why is this guy encouraging us to put things off until the last minute?” But hear me out. |
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| Section 1: | Procrastination can be a wonderful thing. It’s like a superpower that allows you to get things done in record time. Think about it, if you have a deadline looming, you’re going to work twice as hard to get everything finished. You’ll skip meals, pull all-nighters, and in the end, you’ll come out on top. |
| Section 2: | Of course, there are downsides to procrastination. For example, you might end up turning in a subpar project or missing the deadline altogether. But that’s a risk I’m willing to take. And let’s be honest, some of the best things in life are done at the last minute.
Take party planning, for instance. If you plan everything out months in advance, you’ll end up stressing out over every little detail. But if you wait until the last minute, you’ll throw together an unforgettable party that people will talk about for years. |
| Conclusion: | In conclusion, I encourage all of you to embrace the art of procrastination. Use it wisely, and you’ll be amazed at what you can accomplish. And if all else fails, just remember the words of the great writer Douglas Adams: “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
Thank you for listening, and now let’s all go enjoy those free drinks at the bar! |